
If your content feels beige but you don’t, you’re in the right place.
Beauty pros, creatives and salon babes who are done with “standard”.Creators, coaches and NSFW girlies whose brand deserves main‑character energy.Small businesses and solos who want bold visuals and someone who actually keeps the back-end together.

You bring the chaos. The Content Brat makes it look intentional.

Choose your lane or mix and match:
Admin – back‑end brat who keeps your world running.
Creative – content that finally matches your energy.
Design – branding that looks as iconic as you are.

Inbox Gremlin // Soft Chaos Control
350 AUD/month // up to 5 hoursFor solo babes who just need the basics handled.~ Inbox triage + simple replies using your templates.
~Booking support: confirmations, reschedules, reminders.
~Updating price lists, policies + service menus.
~Light link + form updates.No strategy or complex systems just clean, simple support.
Studio Manager // Behind‑the‑Scenes Baddie700 AUD/month // up to 10 hoursFor busy creators who want the back‑end actually handled.~ Everything in Inbox Gremlin.
~ Canned responses + client comms templates created for you.
~ Managing intake forms and simple onboarding/offboarding.
~ Light project management: content/task board updates.
~ Monthly check‑in to set priorities.No finance, legal or HR – pure organisation and client experience.
Chaos Controller // Ops Gremlin1,400 AUD/month // up to 20 hoursFor higher‑earning brands who want a mini OBM in their pocket.~ Everything in Studio Manager.
~ Launch admin: timelines, checklists, uploads, reminders.
~ Simple monthly reporting on inquiries + bookings.
~ Coordinating with other contractors within scope.
Not a full‑time operations director or complex CRM builder.

Soft Launch // Content Quick Fix600 AUD/month // up to 8–9 hoursFor one‑platform consistency with actual personality.~ 1 platform (IG or TikTok).
~ Up to 8 posts/month (static, carousels or Reels from your footage).
~ Captions, hooks + CTAs written for you.
~ Basic scheduling or ready‑to‑post drafts.
~ Simple monthly recap.No deep analytics or DMs/comments management.
Main Character // Brat My Content1,050 AUD/month // up to 16 hoursFor brands ready to stop lurking and start leading.~ 2 platforms (e.g. IG + TikTok).
~ 12–16 content pieces/month.
~ Monthly content theme + pillar tweaks.
~ Captions, hooks + thumbnail text guidance.
~ Content calendar with posting dates.
~ Monthly recap with key analytics + 3–5 action steps.Paid ads + community management are add‑ons.
Full Meltdown // Chaos On Command1,650 AUD/month // up to 25 hoursFor creators who want a content brain in their back pocket.~ 2–3 platforms managed.
~ 16–24 content pieces/month.
~ Everything in Main Character.
~ Content shoot planning: shot lists, props, outfits, scenes.
~ Light UGC‑style filming/editing where practical, or detailed shoot briefs.
~ Deeper monthly strategy call.No long‑form video editing or full production crew.

Baby Brat // Mini Brat Kit650 AUD // up to 10 hoursFor new brands who need a clear, bratty visual base.~ Brand questionnaire or quick strategy call.
~ Primary text logo + simple alternate.
~ Colour palette (4–6 colours) with hex codes.
~ Font recommendations (headline/subhead/body).
~ 6 Canva templates (posts/stories/covers).
~ 1 revision round.No full brand book, illustration, web or packaging.
Problem Child // Full Feed Glow‑Up1,200 AUD // up to 18 hoursFor brands ready for a full visual glow‑up.~ Everything in Baby Brat.
~ One‑page brand guide (logo, colour, type, mood, do’s + don’ts).
~ 12–15 Canva templates (posts, carousels, stories, covers).
~ 3 highlight covers or extra social graphics.
~ 2 revision rounds within scope.Web layouts + big multi‑page PDFs are separate projects.
Cult Leader // Brat Empire Build1,950 AUD // up to 30 hoursFor “this is my empire” brands who want a full visual ecosystem.~ Everything in Problem Child.
~ Extended brand guide (visuals + tone‑of‑voice bullets, core pillars).
~ Social launch kit (new brand, price change, announcements).
~ 2–3 extra assets (service menu, media kit cover, simple sales sheet).
~ Short launch‑week support window for minor tweaks.Full website design/dev and complex rebrands are custom‑quoted.
1 // Enquire – Hit any “Enquire” button, tell me who you are + what you need.2 // Chat – We jump on a quick call or voice notes to confirm the best package.3 // Book – You pay your invoice, lock in your start date, and we get bratty.
Not sure which tier fits? Pick the one that feels closest and say “help” in your enquiry. I’ll match you to the right chaos level.